Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I"m Baaaack!

Wow! It has been quite a while since I've posted on my blog. Time to make this change!

I'm going to rant on and on about shit in my life... I'll include a lovely assortment of my wit and bitchery to keep you entertained.

SOOO! Christmas is here... fun times it is. I decided I wanted to get into the holiday spirits this year. I broke down and bought a mini christmas tree. 3 feet tall. Almost as tall as some of my friends! ;-)

Anywho, I was looking for one of those jobbers that you pull out of a box and just plug in but after three stores (Kmart you suck) I had no such luck. However, god bless Target (pronounced here as Tar-jaay) because my little 3 footer was $10 bucks! So I grabed it, some lights of color (fuck those white ones, I'm not racist! hehe) and these cute little bulbs. A bright multi-color assortment. Yes, they were gay! It's a very festive little tree. On and don't forget the little light up tree topper star. Hottness!

Christmas spirit. I tell you, I don't like shopping for anyone other than myself. Shallow, sure... but I know myself better than everyone else. Although I have to say, for once I'm ahead of the game when it comes to my shopping. Almost all done. This is a rare situation I'm in. I can usually be found at the mall on Dec. 24th!

So you may ask what I want for Christmas. I have listed it below in no particular order:

1.) New car - how about a Mazada 3. Santa, just drive the bitch up and park it out front
2.) Justin Timberlake, butt naked with a red bow

I don't think this is an unreasonable list do you?

Leave me love now