Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Favorite Quotes

Just sharing a few of my favorite quotes... I have many more... on scraps of paper somewhere. I don't know who said some of them. If you do let me know.

"No man is ever worth your tears and the one that is will never make you cry"

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." ~Lynn Lavner

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference."

"The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, howdya get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview, then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." - Karen Williams

"Love yourself enough to set the standard for those whom you wish to love you" - Unknown

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. ~Robin Tyler

"Every gay and lesbian person who has been lucky enough to survive the turmoil of growing up is a survivor. Survivors always have an obligation to those who will face the same challenges." - Bob Paris

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

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